Finally got my Coffman Hogs cuffed. Two inches. bam

preppybythegraceofgod:

Me and my sweet HLH hanging 2nite.

I can promise you. There is nothing. Nothing. Better than these moments. Nothing.

preppybythegraceofgod:

Me and my sweet HLH hanging 2nite.

I can promise you. There is nothing. Nothing. Better than these moments. Nothing.

What did y’all wear to work today?

What did y’all wear to work today?

Anonymous asked: Are you going to go out again with that girl that works at Yankee Candle? A little bird told us that she would like to go to the Celtic Woman concert at Wolf Trap.

Liar. Everyone knows that she is one of the Celtic Woman performers.

Anonymous asked: What kinds of stuff do you do to help you relax?

Stoli

Anonymous asked: Looks like the creepy foot fetishists found your blog...

Man…they are on me like a rat on a damn Cheeto.

Anonymous asked: I'm not too bullish on Bean's Blucher Mocs because let's be honest, the company isn't the same anymore. Any suitable recommendations? Thinking about Quoddy but price points are borderline absurd.

Rancourt. Or just suck it up, man. Do the Quoddy thang and realize you’ll own ‘em for 20 years—plus. Honestly, hand sewn mocs in the USA? You know, where skilled people actually get paid a living wage to make ‘em? Rancourt and Quoddy in my mind, justify their prices. Finally, the Bean mocs ain’t bad for the money. 

Shut up.