Anonymous asked: Is there a particular reason you don't invest in watches? It seems odd for a profligate sartorial spender like yourself. Though I suppose people might assume a well-dressed guy like you is wearing coûteux bijoux even if you're not.
I ain’t got no money. I got shoes and clothes and antique toy soldiers and lots of hot tub memories and alimony payment nightmares. But alas-no dosh left for horological jigginess.
Onward. Jiggy in a Pulsar.