“Why are your grocery items always equivalent to no-iron shirts? Is your high-ended, more refined fuzziness strictly limited to the sartorial? Are you not aware that pre-grated cheese, for example, is grated from leftover rinds and bits and pieces of older cheese?”
I don’t give a damn, boss! My solo meals are usually a can of Vienna Sausages and a couple of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. So pre-grated cheese courtesy of the folks at my local fancy ass grocer is fine by me. You are clueless regarding my trailer park background, obviously.