Oh, and as I pack things up for either moving or storage, realize that some of these babies will be at 900 King Street at the Thrift shop there. I figured I’d give you Thrifters who wear a 7.5 or an 8-D a heads up. As for you Birthers, I’ll roll up an original of Obama’s birth certificate and hide it in one of the shoes so ya’ll’ll shut the f_$k up. And this is coming from a former College Republicans President. Former.
Now I’m headed to the shower to birth a cleaner boy than I’m currently manifesting. Last minute date. I’m lonely. And the screening process was a breeze.